- Where were you born ?
- I was born in Oregon, but I went to school in Chicago.
- Gee-you had some way to go, didn't you ?

 

- Where were you born?
- In New York. I wanted to be near my mother.
- What's your parents' names?
- Papa and mama.

- I used to pout and fret and curse the day I was born. Did you ever do that?
- No, I was three years old before I learned to swear.


- I was born in New York.
- Funny things happen in Chicago, too.

 

- When I was born I weighed two pounds.
- Did you live?
- Sure - you ought to see me now!

 

- I wonder where he was born?
- He was born on a farm.
- On a farm ? Any more in the litter ?

 

- Born?
- Yes, sir.
- Where?
- Russia.
- What part?
- All of me.
- Why did you leave Russia?
- I couldn't bring it with me.
- Where were your forefathers born?
- I only got one father.
- Your business ?
- Rotten.
 

- Where is Washington?
- He's dead.
- I mean, the capital of the United States ?
- They loaned it all to Europe.
- Now, do you promise to support the Constitution ?
- Me? How can I? I've got a wife and six children to support.
 

- How come you were born in Ireland?
- My mother wanted me near her.



- Where were you born ?
- In a hospital.



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